New Movie Trailers For 2020

Okay, movie trailer time! Remember 2020? Yeah, the year that felt like a decade. But hey, at least we got some movie previews, right?

Trailers That Promised the World (and Maybe Delivered Pizza)

First up, let's talk action. Remember all those explosions and tough guys grunting? I do! Did any of them actually make sense? Debatable.

There was that one with the super-secret agent. He was fighting ninjas on a moving train. Classic! Did the actual movie have that scene? I honestly can't remember. Probably not.

And oh boy, the superhero trailers! So much dramatic music! So many brooding stares! I swear, they all use the same font for the title cards. It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

My Unpopular Opinion: Too Many Dark and Gritty Reboots

Seriously, did everyone forget how to have fun? Where's the camp? Where's the cheese? I miss movies that don't take themselves too seriously.

I mean, I get it. "Edgy" sells. But can we at least get a little sunshine in our superhero stories? My eyes are tired of squinting at dimly lit fight scenes.

Remember when superhero movies were bright and colorful? Yeah, me neither. Maybe I'm just getting old. Or maybe Hollywood needs a hug. Or a clown. Preferably a non-scary one.

Comedy Trailers: Did Anyone Actually Laugh?

Oh, the comedy trailers. Bless their hearts. They always show the one funny joke in the entire movie. It's like, "See? We're funny! Promise!"

Then you actually watch the movie. And it's just... awkward. Silence. Tumbleweeds rolling across the screen. You start questioning your life choices.

I swear, I've seen more genuine humor in cat videos. Maybe Hollywood should just hire a bunch of cats to write their comedies. It couldn't be worse, right?

My Unpopular Opinion: Stop Spoiling All the Good Jokes!

Seriously! Why do trailers give away the best parts? What's the point of even watching the movie if you've already seen all the funny bits?

It's like eating dessert before dinner. You ruin your appetite! Then you're just sitting there, bloated and disappointed. Thanks, trailer editors!

I propose a new rule: trailers should only show vaguely amusing scenes. And maybe a talking animal. Talking animals are always funny. Except maybe not in horror movies.

Horror Trailers: Jump Scares Galore!

Speaking of horror, let's talk jump scares. I swear, every horror trailer in 2020 had at least five of them. My heart can only take so much, people!

I get that jump scares are effective. But they're also lazy. Give me some suspense! Give me some psychological terror! Give me something that will actually keep me up at night!

Not just a loud noise and a blurry face. That's just annoying. It's like someone yelling "Boo!" over and over again. Eventually, you just want to punch them.

My Unpopular Opinion: Jump Scares Are Overrated

I'm not saying they can't be effective sometimes. But when every horror movie relies on them, they lose their impact.

Give me a slow burn! Give me creeping dread! Give me a story that actually gets under my skin! Stop relying on cheap thrills!

I want to be scared in my soul, not just startled in my seat. Is that too much to ask? Apparently, yes.

The One Trailer That Actually Made Me Excited

Okay, I'll admit it. There was one trailer from 2020 that actually got me hyped. I won't say which one. Because I don't want to jinx it.

But it had amazing visuals. A compelling story. And no jump scares! Okay, maybe one. But it was a good jump scare.

So, there you have it. My extremely biased and probably inaccurate review of 2020 movie trailers. What were your favorites? Or least favorites? Let me know! (But be nice.)