How To Upgrade Hell's Retriever Black Ops 2

Okay, let's talk about something truly important. No, not world peace. We're talking about upgrading your dog. Your Hell's Retriever, that is.

So, You Want a Hell's Redeemer?

You already got the Retriever? Good. Now you want it even better. Who doesn't love a good upgrade?

First Things First: The Skulls

Alright, time to find some skulls. Three, to be exact. This is where the fun really begins.

Skull number one? Head to the Warden's Office. Look for the fireplace. Seems cozy, right? Now look for the skull nestled inside. Easy peasy.

Next up, the Citadel Tunnels. Check near the washing machine. Yes, you read that right. A washing machine. Because why not?

Finally, the docks. Find the box that's partially submerged in the water. It's a bit hidden, but you'll find it. Promise.

Feed the Beast (with Skulls)

Got all three skulls? Great! Now it's time for some…skull feeding. Head back to the bridge between the Citadel and the Warden's office.

There should be a fiery brazier type thing. Toss those skulls in! One by one. It's oddly satisfying, isn't it?

After the skull feast, the brazier glows. That means something's about to happen. Get ready.

The Golden Gate Bridge Run

Now, sprint towards the Golden Gate Bridge. The one you can see from the map, obviously. We're not asking you to actually go to San Francisco.

You need to toss your Hell's Retriever at the bridge. Specifically, at the glowing emblem near the center. Aim carefully.

This might take a few tries. Don't get discouraged. Even the best zombie slayers miss sometimes. (Okay, maybe I miss a lot).

Back to the Afterlife

Time to go back to the Afterlife. Zapping yourself is necessary, remember? Don't forget your afterlife training.

Look around. You're searching for a special portal. It looks…different. Like it's been hitting the gym or something.

Enter the portal. Prepare for some spectral platforming. It's not as bad as it looks. Probably.

The Final Throw

After you navigate the Afterlife parkour, you will see something waiting for you in the afterlife, you will see a floating emblem in the afterlife version of the Golden Gate bridge.

You know what to do right? Yes, you will need to throw the Hell's Retriever at the emblem, again. One last throw.

If you're successful (and you will be, eventually!), your Hell's Retriever will transform. Behold: the Hell's Redeemer!

Redeemer Time!

Congratulations! You now have the Hell's Redeemer. Prepare to feel like a total badass. You are.

It's stronger, faster, and generally more awesome. Plus, you can retrieve it at any time. Convenience is key, people.

This whole process might seem complicated, but trust me. It's worth it. Because who needs therapy when you have zombie-slaying dogs?

Unpopular Opinion Time

Okay, here's my controversial take: the Hell's Redeemer is way more fun than the Ray Gun. Fight me.

The Ray Gun is powerful, sure. But it's also boring. Pew pew pew. Snooze. The Redeemer is interactive.

You're throwing a fiery tomahawk attached to a demonic dog! What's not to love? Exactly. You get it.

One Last Thing

Don't forget to show off your upgraded dog to your friends. Brag a little. You earned it.

And if anyone gives you grief about your obsession with zombie dogs? Ignore them. They're just jealous.

Now go forth and conquer the undead! May your throws be true, and your zombies be plentiful!