How To Join The Dark Brotherhood In Skyrim

Alright, adventurer, feeling a little… misunderstood? Tired of always being the goody-two-shoes Dragonborn? Ever considered a career change? I'm talking about joining the Dark Brotherhood in Skyrim! Don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds. Think of it as…extreme freelance problem solving.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Isn't that, like, a guild of assassins?" Well, yeah, technically. But hear me out! It's a fantastic way to spice up your gameplay, earn some serious gold, and unlock some seriously cool perks. Plus, who doesn't want to wear creepy black armor and whisper dark secrets in the night?

So, How Do You Sign Up for the Dark Side?

Okay, first things first: you're not going to find a "Dark Brotherhood Enrollment Form" lying around. This is a secret organization, after all. So, you need to attract their attention. Think of it as an… audition.

Here's the basic recipe for getting noticed by the Brotherhood:

Step 1: Listen for Rumors: Keep your ears open while traveling. Talk to innkeepers, guards, and random NPCs. Sometimes they'll mention a strange occurrence, like a child trying to perform the Black Sacrament. (The Black Sacrament? More on that later.)

Step 2: The Aretino Incident: This is your golden ticket. Head to Windhelm and look for Aventus Aretino. This kid is locked in his house trying (and failing miserably) to perform the Black Sacrament. He's trying to summon the Dark Brotherhood to, shall we say, resolve a family issue. This is your cue.

Step 3: Do the Kid a Favor: Aventus wants you to… eliminate Grelod the Kind at the Honorhall Orphanage in Riften. Sounds harsh, I know! But trust me, Grelod deserves it. She's basically the Cruella de Vil of orphanages. Doing this for Aventus is your "application essay" to the Dark Brotherhood.

Step 4: Sleep on It: Once Grelod is… dealt with… return to Aventus for your reward. After that, sleep in any bed. Any bed in the entire world of Skyrim. Just close your eyes and dream of sweet rolls. When you wake up, you'll find yourself in a rather… compromising position.

"Wait, I've Been Kidnapped!" (Congratulations!)

Surprise! You've been abducted by Astrid, the leader of the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary near Falkreath. Don't panic! (Okay, maybe a little panic is okay.) She'll give you a test. A gruesome test, but hey, nobody said joining the cool kids was easy.

Astrid will present you with three tied-up individuals. Your task? To figure out which one deserves to… depart from this mortal coil. Listen to their stories, read between the lines, and make your choice. Or, if you're feeling particularly chaotic, you can kill them all! (Just sayin’.)

Once you've made your decision (and performed the deed), Astrid will be impressed enough to offer you a spot in the family. Welcome to the Dark Brotherhood!

Life as a Shadowy Assassin: Perks and Privileges

Now the real fun begins! As a member of the Dark Brotherhood, you'll get access to:

• Sweet Gear: Like the Shrouded Armor, which makes you sneakier and more deadly.
• Lucrative Contracts: Get paid to… take care of problems.
• New Friends (Sort Of): Meet a colorful cast of characters, each with their own quirks and… issues.
• A Cool Sanctuary: A secret hideout filled with dark secrets and deadly assassins.

Look, let's be honest, the Dark Brotherhood questline is one of the most memorable in Skyrim. It’s full of intrigue, dark humor, and morally ambiguous choices. It's a chance to explore the darker side of your character and see how far you're willing to go. Plus, let's face it, sometimes it's just fun to be bad! (In a video game, of course.)

So, are you ready to embrace the shadows and become a master assassin? Skyrim is waiting, and the Dark Brotherhood is looking for new recruits. Don't be shy! Take the plunge, explore the darkness, and discover a whole new side of this amazing game. Trust me, you won't regret it. And if you do… well, I never told you any of this, okay?

Now get out there and sharpen your daggers! There's a whole world of contracts waiting to be fulfilled…and a whole lot of gold to be earned. What are you waiting for? Your journey into the shadows begins now!