Dragon Ball Wishes Xenoverse 2

Alright, pull up a chair, grab a coffee (or a Senzu Bean if you’re feeling really hardcore), because we need to talk about Dragon Balls. Not the spiky kind Goten likes to kick around, but the wish-granting, Eternal Dragon-summoning, “I-want-to-be-immortal” kind. And more specifically, how they work in Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2. Trust me, it’s a wild ride.

Now, everyone knows the drill: Collect seven Dragon Balls, summon Shenron (or Porunga, if you’re feeling Namekian), and boom! You get a wish! But Xenoverse 2 isn’t just about wishing for infinite power, even though, let's be honest, who wouldn't wish for that? In this game, the wishes are...well, let's just say they range from "actually useful" to "did I just waste seven perfectly good Dragon Balls on that?"

Gathering the Goods: A Herculean Task (Almost)

First things first, you gotta find those shiny orbs. Luckily, unlike the Z Warriors who have to travel across the galaxy facing down planet-destroying baddies, you just gotta... grind. Yep, prepare for endless Parallel Quests, folks! Look for quests with Time Patrollers – they have a chance of dropping a Dragon Ball when you beat them. It’s all about that RNGesus, baby! Sometimes, you’ll get lucky and snag one on your first try. Other times? You’ll be fighting the same Krillin clone for the fiftieth time, wondering if your life has any meaning. But hey, that's Dragon Ball for ya!

Pro-tip: Certain quests like “Explosive Clash!,” are notorious for their higher drop rates. Just Google it, you'll find the path to cheesy farming! Consider it your shortcut to avoiding potential existential crises.

So, You've Got the Balls! Now What?

Once you’ve collected all seven, the Dragon Ball pedestal will light up like a Christmas tree in Conton City. Head over there, interact with it, and Shenron (or Porunga!) will majestically appear, ready to grant your heart's desire. But here’s the kicker: you only get one wish. So choose wisely, young Padawan!

The Wish List: A Breakdown of Desires

Here's where things get interesting. The wishes in Xenoverse 2 aren’t all created equal. Some are genuinely helpful, some are...questionable, and some are downright hilarious. Let's dive in:

• "I want money!": Okay, Captain Obvious wish. It gives you a decent amount of Zeni, which is the game’s currency. Useful early on, but later becomes less essential than a Saiyan's haircut routine.
• "I want a rare item!": This gives you a unique, often powerful piece of equipment. Think of it as a loot box, but instead of paying real money, you've just spent hours battling recycled enemies. Still feels a bit like gambling, doesn't it?
• "I want to grow!": This nets you some extra experience points, helping you level up faster. Perfect for those moments when you’re staring down a level gate and just need that extra oomph.
• "I want to be beautiful!": This allows you to completely reset your character's appearance. Feeling like your Saiyan's hair is just so last season? Or maybe you regret giving your Majin character that ridiculous nose? This is your ticket to a makeover montage!
• "I want a new Ultimate Attack!": This unlocks a powerful new attack for your character. Think of it as Shenron gifting you a Kamehameha to the face. Awesome, right? But choose carefully, some are better than others.
• "I want more usable characters!": Unlocks extra playable characters. This is a fantastic choice, especially if you're looking to expand your roster. Who wouldn't want to play as Super Saiyan Rosé Goku Black, or Tapion?!
• "I want a second chance at life!": This lets you redistribute your attribute points. Did you accidentally dump all your points into Strike Supers when you meant to be a Ki Blast specialist? Don’t worry, Shenron’s got your back (and your stats)!
• "I want to be stronger!": This will give you a boost of stat points. Useful early game, but the impact of this wish diminishes as you level up.

The Real Wish: The Friends We Made Along the Way (And the Dragon Balls, Too)

Ultimately, the Dragon Ball wishes in Xenoverse 2 are just a small part of the overall experience. It’s about the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of grinding, and the camaraderie of battling alongside friends (or complete strangers online) to save the timeline. Even if your wish ends up being slightly underwhelming, remember this: you earned it. Now go forth, Time Patroller, and continue your quest for ultimate power… and maybe a slightly better haircut.