Characters Read The Last Olympian Fanfiction
Okay, so picture this: Mount Olympus, post-Titan War, everyone's finally chilling. Like, really chilling. No more world-ending prophecies for…at least a week, right? And then, Hermes, being Hermes, gets his hands on something dangerous. You guessed it: fanfiction.
More specifically? The Last Olympian fanfiction. Oh, the chaos.
Percy's Initial Reaction: Denial
You just know Percy was mortified. Imagine reading about yourself, but, like, amped up to eleven? And written by someone who maybe, just maybe, has a slight obsession? I bet he was turning redder than a pomegranate. "This… this isn't me!" he'd stammer, right? Followed by Annabeth subtly elbowing him in the ribs. Because, let's be honest, some of it probably was him. Just, you know, extra.
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And can you even imagine what he thought about all the Percabeth fanfics? I'm guessing a mixture of "Oh gods, they're watching us" and a secret, tiny, almost-imperceptible blush. Maybe. Okay, probably.
Annabeth: The Skeptic (Who Secretly Enjoys It)
Annabeth, being the brilliant strategist she is, would probably analyze every single line. “The characterization is…questionable,” she'd say, adjusting her glasses. But you know she'd be secretly pleased with the ones that portray her as the badass she truly is. And let's be real, there's probably a whole subsection of fanfiction dedicated to her intellect. Smart is the new cool, people!
Do you think she looked up her own name on Archive of Our Own? I'm putting my drachmas on "yes." Maybe she even left a review. wink, wink
Grover: The Concerned One
Good old Grover. He'd be worried, naturally. "Are people…writing about my satyr-ness?" he'd ask, chewing nervously on a tin can. He'd probably be super uncomfortable with anything remotely romantic involving him. Poor guy just wants to protect nature, not be the subject of… well, you know. But I bet he was low-key flattered when he saw people writing about his bravery and loyalty.
The Gods: Absolute Mayhem
Now, this is where it gets interesting. Zeus? He'd probably demand all the fanfiction be burned. “How dare mortals presume to know the minds of the gods!” he'd boom. But secretly, he'd be checking to see if anyone wrote him as a really, really good king. Ego boost, anyone?
Hera? She'd be furious, of course. Especially if there was a lot of…ahem… extracurricular activity involving Zeus. Imagine her reaction to the fanfiction where she's actually a sympathetic character. Mind. Blown.
And Poseidon? He'd be loving it. Any excuse to brag about Percy, right? "See, Zeus? My son is a fanfiction darling!" He'd probably even start contributing himself. Under a pseudonym, of course. Gotta maintain that god-like mystique.
Can you just picture Ares reading some angsty fanfic about himself and being all, "That's not how it happened!"? Then he'd probably go punch something. Or someone. Probably both.
Overall: A Demigod Bonding Experience (Sort Of)
Ultimately, reading fanfiction would probably be a weirdly bonding experience for the demigods. They'd laugh, they'd cringe, they'd maybe even learn a thing or two about how the world really sees them. Plus, imagine the inside jokes!
So, yeah. The demigods reading fanfiction? A recipe for absolute chaos. But also, a little bit of…fun? Don't tell Zeus I said that.
